"If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it." George burns
"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." George burns at age 98
"What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar!" Thomas Marshall, Vice-president of Woodrow Wilson
"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife." Zino Davidoff
"I'll smoke anything anybody gives me, I'm not particular." Peter Falk
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sigmund Freud
	"If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go." Mark Twain